Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
― Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
― Edith Wharton (via quotethat)
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm